Purge

A few days ago I got tagged by The Loss Adjuster and Cecilia

Well loves here they are 10 honest and honestly random things about me, and as always they are in no particular order. 1. There is an Ex that I haven't gotten to yet, and you know the type its the BIG EX the one that would have taken your life down one road but you choose to go down the other. For better or worse you took the road less traveled. 2. I have a strange overwhelming fear of all kinds of things, some reasonable some not. 3. I have an unhealthy obsession with abc soaps. 4. My relationship with my family is so broken I don't know if it can ever be fixed. 5. I think that every stable person should trip at least once in their life, I think it would change the way we look at the world. (but that's just my opinion so don't go out and do it and have a bad trip and blame it on me). 6. I could sit and stare out the window all day thinking about nothing. 8. I think that people swear to much, I do it from time to time but only when the situation really call for it, other than that I am swear word free. 9. I spend so much of my time pretending to be happy that some times I cant tell if I'm genuinely or just that good at pretending. 10. I think I might be a hypochondriac. (which in and of itself probably makes me one).

I will be tagging
1. Shadowrock
2. Melange
3. Leigh

The lovely Laura over at My thoughts- Uninterrupted, has tagged me to be a part of the Story Virus. You can find a recap of its creation and the instructions here.
And This my friends is the story...
The bus was more crowded than usual. It was bitterly cold outside, and I hadn't prepared for it. I noticed that a fair number of the riders were dressed curiously. As I glanced around, I stretched my feet and kicked up against a large, heavy cardboard box laying under the seat in front of me. (Splotchy)

I hunched down to see what it was, but as I did, the bus violently veered to left. I was thrown up against a heavyset Asian woman with blond hair. I pardoned myself, but she faced forward with no reply. Just then, a man wearing a jumpsuit of silver and gold stood up at the front of the bus. He was holding a megaphone and a box of graham crackers. He held the megaphone up to his face and began to speak... (Some Guy)

"Ladies and Gentlemen...please do not be afraid! I am here to help you" he said in a mighty booming voice. As he began to step towards me I felt a hand creep its way around my throat and all of a sudden I was pressed against the mighty bosom of the Asian woman as she she hauled me to my feet. She began to back away from the costumed crusader all the while holding me, feet dangling in the air. I panicked and my eyes searched the bus, hoping to connect with someone, anyone who would be able to help me. My eyes met those of the hero in gold and just as I began to gasp for air he yelled...(~E)

"Put her down and no one gets hurt", he yelled at the Asian woman. All the passengers turned to see what was going on and, as they did, I noticed they were more panicked than I was. A small bespectacled man closest to us hissed at my captor and said in a low voice „Take me, just don't hurt her.“ My fear gave way to curiosity. Who were all these people, and why were they so concerned for my well being?The Asian blonde's back was now pressed against the back of the bus, and she increased her grip on me as the megaphone man crept slowly towards us. As he passed through the bus people started getting up, and now they formed a small army behind him. He raised the box of graham crackers above his head and put his lips to the megaphone... (That Damn Expat)

"Since you refuse to cooperate, I will have to use my secret weapon!" Suddenly a laser like light shot out of the box of graham crackers and everything went black. I don't know how much time passed, but I awoke in a mysterious room with a terrible headache. Immediately I assumed that I had been captured and began wondering why me? Why not the Asian lady who seemed to be the source of trouble? Just then, a woman walked into the room wearing a gold lame' dress, she said...(Laura)

"Welcome back to the land of the living Agent Larson, we were afraid we had lost you back there. That was quite a rookie mistake you made, not ducking for cover when you saw the graham crackers of destruction." Graham crackers of destruction, Agent Larson... Who the hell was this woman... And why the hell was she wearing a gold lame' dress up to her ass in the middle of winter? I gathered from the look on her face and the gun that she now had pointed at my head, that I had just said everything I thought that I was thinking, to myself out loud. "I guess I got hit harder than I thought." She shook her head in agreement. "I love the dress," I said with a nervous smile "very sparkly."(Oleander)


I will be tagging in no particular order (as always)
1. Lilly Holiday
2. Megan
3. Sandi
4. High-heel gal
5.Tova Darling